Potato Farmers Everywhere Hit By The UN

Grown men are crying, and why shouldn’t they? People everywhere have been turned on to the UN, as in the tasty, UN-boring, UN-potato Stove Top Stuffing. Mothers are making it for their children, wives are making it for their spouses, it is literally everywhere.

And why shouldn’t it be? Stove Top stuffing is available in an convenient re-sealable canister with the herbs and spices already in it and it goes great with chicken and pork! Even the steak lovers have been spotted in recent weeks chowing down on Stove Top Stuffing instead of their boring potatoes. I can hear the potatoes wilting away as I speak! And Stove Top Stuffing is good for everyday meals not just on the holidays! I love it!!! Now, ahem…..back to my piece…

Recently, I sat down with a woman who wishes to remain anonymous and asked her some very important questions. Below is recap of what was said:

ME: “Mrs. X, your husband recently called the police on you for making him Stove Top Stuffing instead of potatoes as a side dish for dinner. Why do you think he did that?”

MRS. X: “I have no idea, all I was trying to do was give him a less boring side dish and I was trying to tell him that it didn’t take me long at all to make in the microwave when he got up and stormed out of the room.”

ME: “And what happened next?”

MRS. X: “I found him about ten minutes later sitting in his potato patch crying his eyes out and apologizing to all the potatoes for my betrayal.”

ME: “Your betrayal?”

MRS. X: “Yes, he told them that he wanted to be boring and have them for dinner. A few of the potatoes were offended for being called boring and burrowed deeper in the ground. All I could do was laugh, not to be mean, but man, have you tasted Stove Top? That man is a fool! He heard me laughing and called the cops. They didn’t know what to do with me so they just left, but not before suppressing a laugh and telling him that Stove Top Stuffing was delicious!” Then one of the men turned to me and asked how my husband could eat the most boring alternative to Stove Top Stuffing.

And there you have it folks. The UN epidemic has been turning potato lovers into Stove Top lovers now known as the UN-Potato committee. Guess we all need to run out and get our canisters ready for the next meal. Oh yeah, before I forget, I also heard that you can like Stove Top on something called Facebook for special offers and recipes. I suggest you head on over and do just that, might just be the next big thing!

Kraft is also hosting a Kraft Stove Top Stuffing Mix: The Un-Potato Contest where one blogger (whatever that is) can enter to win a chance at a $100 American Express gift card. Check it out today (rules and regulations are at that link too)! Follow along on Twitter too with #unpotatofest.

I have received compensation for participation in the “Un-Potato” campaign from Kraft Foods. All opinions are 100% my own.

The top image was created by myself, unless of course you don’t like it, in that case my son did it